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Welcome to another episode of The 13th SIN Power Hour!
Can you imagine discussing Scientology controversies, conspiracy theories, and personal tattoo stories all in one sitting? Well, get ready for an enlightening rollercoaster of a conversation! We kick things off with the murky world of Scientology, delving into its origins, and the scandals involving high-profile members. From there, we veer into the realm of politics, shining a light on potential conspiracies and the uproar linked to Oprah and The Rock's Project Rock. We also share some intriguing information about Vivek Ramaswamy's Soros-funded scholarship and bring a fresh perspective on everyday experiences like self-checkouts at Walmart.
We promise a fair share of eyebrow-raising moments as we cover even more unusual topics. From personal stories about a Mountaineer tattoo done in Michigan to hilariously candid talks about jack-off techniques—we've got it all. Be ready to laugh as we discuss an unmasked shopping trip to Walmart and the antics of a band called Shit Dicks. We do, however, bring it down a notch with intense conversations about depersonalization and existential thoughts. Hear about personal experiences with death, spiritual connections to loved ones, and potential causes of these connections.
In this episode, we wrap up with a deep exploration of music genres and their power in managing panic attacks. Yes, we even discuss Taylor Swift's genre transition. We then probe into unusual body features and theories about left-handedness, third nipples, Nephilim, aliens, and the afterlife. As we bid our farewell and send our wishes, know that this conversation was a wild ride—enlightening, entertaining, and downright bizarre. Tune in and take this journey with us. You won't regret it!
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Speaker 4:Hey, what the fuck is up everybody, Welcome to another week of the Wilson King Podcast. Hey.
Speaker 5:Hey, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 4:We're bringing the 13th Sense Power hour together. We've been hanging out since like one o'clock just bullshitting, and then we got into a conversation that I think needs recorded. So, uh, what's up, fellas?
Speaker 5:I don't know. You never tested my microphone, so can you even hear me? Am I on this? Yeah, are you sure? Yeah, that looks like a flat line on that screen. It is not a flat line though.
Speaker 2:Just go ahead and mute him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, oh, is that the other two? I probably shouldn't mute him. You shouldn't.
Speaker 2:I think you should.
Speaker 3:I'm still here. Wait, what is the topic that you are excited to get into? Scientology Scientology.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know anything about it here we fucking go.
Speaker 5:It's a screen of cult. You want a fucking science lesson, let's go, all right. So, uh, back in the 90s, get old L Ron Hubbard. I might have been before the 90s, but that's why Maynard hates him.
Speaker 2:No, it's L Ron, like E L.
Speaker 5:No, just L? L like Leonard. I wish I was like, or it's probably something even less cool than Leonard, but anyways, yeah, I'm M M Ron M.
Speaker 3:U Bank.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, m Ray U Bank.
Speaker 5:M Ray yeah.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 5:Oh, dude, I got upgraded to the M Ray. Kill these zombies, that's right. Anyways, good old Ronnie boy decided that he saw aliens touch down and that they were actually Jesus and basically made up his own religion about it. And it infatuated all of the West Coast and the modern fucking Hollywood people. And now it's basically all of them. And that's why what's? His nuts from the ranch got almost got away with all that sexual assault stuff. You know, danny Masterson, danny Masterson, yeah.
Speaker 4:He played hide in that 70s show. He was a brother of Rooster. Oh yeah, that's right yeah.
Speaker 5:He like sexually assaulted multiple women. He got me too. Which which?
Speaker 4:like the wild thing is is the case that got brought against him. He got acquitted of like. Didn't he get like off the hook on it, like back in the early like mid 2000s?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that doesn't matter in the court of public opinion.
Speaker 5:Well, he like at first because listen, I think it was right around the same time of the me too shit, and I was like hold the fucking phone, let's wait for the dust to settle here. What are the actual charges? What's what's going on? But then like they actually had some validity to him and I was like, oh yeah, fucking, bury that dude under the, under the fire prison.
Speaker 4:Didn't he sell this good way with it though? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:And those meddling kids right and that's stupid dog. But now he like there was some band and I fucking kill me, but the singer is married to I think it's the Mars Volta. That dude's like wife was one of the women claiming to be sexually assaulted by Masterson because he went out on stage was like, yeah, fuck that guy, wow. And I was like, oh shit, yeah, all right, I think it was Mars Volta, yeah. And I was like you guys aren't heavy enough to be that violent. Like chill out, fellas, you know, do some more jazz fusion stuff. But yeah, man, scientology is fucking crazy and if you're not in it, you like they definitely killed. What's his face. The, oh shit, awesome actor. He kind of heavy set guy he was in. He was in Hunger Games. Oh, yes, philip Seymour Hoffman, really yeah. When Philip Seymour Hoffman was found after 23 some odd years of being completely sober, he had like five times the lethal dosage of heroin in his body and he would been like clearly bound to a chair. Oh, I never read. And they're like why would you tie yourself to a chair and overdose yourself on heroin?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's awful. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 5:It's because he was doing a film on the dark side of Scientology and they fucking snuffed that shit out. And yeah, I mean it's just fucking wild shit. And Tom Cruise is into it and John Travolta is into it.
Speaker 3:You know who was and got out a fucking. My favorite chicks ever.
Speaker 5:Yes, yes From King of Queens.
Speaker 3:Yes, king of Queens, I need to see. I know I heard about it and I never watched it, but I love that show and I was like when she got into Scientology I was like what the hell?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll check that out. So, but yeah, I mean, you think about it, tom Cruise jumping up and down on the fucking couch.
Speaker 4:I love Kate Hudson. Oh bro, I love it.
Speaker 3:I mean, do you think he was doing that because of Scientology or because he was just coked out of his mind, they're just fucking whacked out.
Speaker 5:Well, they, they definitely pulled the strings over there, though that dude is what.
Speaker 2:I'm different human being.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he also has three front teeth and that bothers me Really what his front teeth are misaligned. They're never in line with his nose, if you look at any photo of you studying this just ruin that shit and just ruin that for the listeners.
Speaker 2:I can't lie, though, for the three people that are going to break this oh yeah, yeah, you know that's like the Kevin Spacey shit.
Speaker 5:You know, dude, that is a horrible human being, the things he did again another person that should be buried underneath the prison. However, I'm still going to watch usual suspects when it comes on.
Speaker 3:So how does that work? You bring up like we've I think we've touched on this before yeah, like, like with the whole, like our Kelly thing, or like the Chris Brown thing, or like the what's the name of the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers been around. Yeah, so do you love the art? You said Steelers.
Speaker 5:now I said Ben Stiller person, ben Stiller from Steelers.
Speaker 3:Ben Stiller, steelers Do you love the art and hate the person? Or do you just say, hey, I'm not going to support this art anymore because it was created by the person? How does that work? God man Well, and yeah, I struggle with that dude.
Speaker 5:I think it really depends on the medium to like how many people went into this, like when it comes to music, like um, like lost profits dude, that is like doing like 15 years for like child molest. Did he just get stabbed or something he did? I thought he died. He got stabbed in jail. Oh wow, like I feel so bad for that band because you had four other innocent humans trying to create a product there. That would be no different than like your guitar player goes off and like fucking murders three people and then you know you're like well, defending canes over, but like I didn't do it. Why am I, you know?
Speaker 3:right, so let's try to continue the band.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Now it's got a stigma behind it. Yeah, I'm gonna hate you because of that one thing.
Speaker 1:Exactly. You know what's what blows my mind about Scientology the one celebrity that's in Kate Moss. She plays in the Handmaid's Tale and she's in Scientology.
Speaker 2:Well, but you know, that's the other thing too, I think a lot of these people get tricked into that shit though.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like, oh come on over to our.
Speaker 4:You know we've got pizza the. Handmaid's Tale yeah yeah, we got pizza, we're back here with this pizza.
Speaker 2:Now that you're here, you can never leave. It's like Hotel California, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but you know and Brent, I remember a conversation you and I had before about oh my God, that's terrible. I just lost it because I was looking at his screen. Stop looking at his screen, I know, Cheater. Oh, the whole Will Smith, Chris Rock thing. The reason I don't buy into it is because those are two top tier professional paid actors and if they're great at their craft when they're on screen and they've been doing that for 30 fucking years I absolutely believe that in a room full of other top tier million dollar actors, they would also act if told to do so. So I don't think the whole slap thing was real. I think that was.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I just sometimes he turns the tough guy on like he knows how to act because he's been doing it. He was 18. And that's the other thing with all of these people. It's like when you get to that, when you're in doc training with it, and here's hot take of the day I don't believe there should be any fucking child actors. I don't think children under 18 should be involved in any form of film, movie, television. I think it's fucked. Then how do you portray?
Speaker 3:children in a TV show.
Speaker 5:You fucking don't Sorry, oh, you know, because I truly think.
Speaker 2:You just have him play all the little people. Yeah, what's his name? Oh damn it.
Speaker 4:I drink and I know things.
Speaker 3:Yes, that guy. No, that's not the willow guy, but he's. That's not the willow guy. Is the leprechaun and willow oh, I forget his name. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Hey, speaking of that, did you know? Everyone who's in the show my name is Earl is in Scientology.
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 4:Ethan Suplee, and that makes those guys.
Speaker 5:I mean, there's so many dude. They just it's, it's the cult out there. It's truly.
Speaker 4:It used to be a Scientologist, the artist Scientology.
Speaker 2:Because they have these celebrity faces that are like oh, everything's great because to them for them it probably is they get to. It's like the steppard steppard why.
Speaker 1:Pretty much do whatever they want.
Speaker 2:Wow, there's people that are in like the sea, or sea or is fucked.
Speaker 4:What is that the sea?
Speaker 1:organization. It's like their, their baby what Scientology has?
Speaker 2:I'm learning stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so like Scientology has like a military as type organization within them. Like Tom Cruise has a fucking dress, white uniform.
Speaker 2:I thought that was just the top gun, no you can't handle the truth.
Speaker 5:That's a few good men on him. He was dressed in that too.
Speaker 2:I've seen like that scene and that's all.
Speaker 5:Truly, I'm definitely going to watch that. So back to your original question, man it's. I think it's also how how many other good hearted people might have been involved in this. You know like if you think of an entire film that you prop up, they could say like 21 usual suspects, seven. You know anything that Kevin Spacey was in it's like. Well, there was also 3000 other people putting in 50 hour work weeks to make this product fucking awesome, like I should. I think that it's total dog shit because he's in it and does that like negate the fact that they had a badass cameraman?
Speaker 3:What's the difference between that mindset and the band trapped? The rest of the guys in trapped might be human beings Right. I will still listen to them the band, because of that one guy.
Speaker 2:I still listen to trap. Let me interject with the trap traps. Band members know what they're getting if they signed up to play with him. There's no way that they don't know. That's how that guy is.
Speaker 3:Do you think that the actors didn't know that Spacey was what he?
Speaker 5:was Well, you know. So there was a lot of accusations that had come out and a lot of, and again, because he's very high ranking in that shit, he was very stifled and shut that. That shit got shut down very quickly, dude. He went. Since he's been charged, like several people in the cases have already died.
Speaker 2:No, stuff like that yeah.
Speaker 5:Why, and every I've seen killed himself, everybody that was going to charge Kevin Spacey like, yeah, he did. A party killed themselves so weird. Why would that happen? He must know Hillary.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That it's a wonder he's still alive.
Speaker 5:Yeah, now you're going to get Matt wound up. No, it ain't me why you sent me all the Feldman shit. That's your.
Speaker 2:not only is he nuts but like the stuff he's tried to do for like against the Hollywood elite. For all the crap happened to him and Corey Hame Like I'm surprised he's still above dirt yeah.
Speaker 1:You know if you think about it in what you said about actors? Are actors that kind of thing? Do you think that there's some people that they let to kind of let people think about it and everything?
Speaker 5:like a controlled opposition. Can I deal? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean that may be pushing the end level into far, maybe.
Speaker 5:Right, I don't think we're getting you on the recording at all. I'll be picking her up at all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because that mic isn't going to pick up unless she's deep through.
Speaker 5:All right, all right, so get up on that. If it's less weird, we won't make eye contact. So Deborah was just mentioning the controlled opposition and the fact that they leave like people like Corey Feldman alive. Also, apparently this is going to be a conspiracy podcast. Thanks for tuning in it's a perfect time for it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you're onto something there.
Speaker 4:I think I'm going to get closer to you, though, or get closer to the table. Is that good? Not any picking you up.
Speaker 2:I mean make sure the cable's actually pressed on, because that thing was like a virgin there Touch for the very first time. I don't do electronics, I don't do electronics, I don't do electronics. Oh damn thing falls on table they picked that up.
Speaker 4:Check for two. Yeah, it's picking you up.
Speaker 5:All right cool.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 4:Oh Good times I was over here jamming.
Speaker 3:Hey man, those, those buffalo chicken tacos were awesome.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they were. Rotates it rotates the bitches round. Oh my god, I thought that ain't in there, holy shit.
Speaker 3:That shit is going on.
Speaker 5:Oh, we'll edit these five minutes out.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Scientology okay, so you can hear me am I, am I good?
Speaker 4:Hey, matt, you're probably gonna have to turn her up whenever you edit this Cuz that doesn't have a cloud lifter on it. So, I will get it, thank you.
Speaker 2:We'll just throw all the compressors to it. We can hear everything we hear every man brain and her lungs when she breath. Well you remember that one episode I did with. Whenever?
Speaker 4:I had to have that mic turned up the whole way and you were just like. Everybody didn't have the cloud lifters.
Speaker 1:But anyways, what were you saying?
Speaker 5:you were talking about the evil dangers of Scientology.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Corey. Feldman about how possibly he's a control control.
Speaker 4:Volume. It'll be alright, talking your outside voice.
Speaker 1:I don't have an.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but it's a wonder he's still well, and you know, say Mike, yeah.
Speaker 4:And Matt both bring the mic closer to you. This is called sake bill.
Speaker 5:This is what pre-testing is for. We've only been here like two hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so anyways, the one that was late.
Speaker 5:So, anyways, you know, I also, and this is now how he brings it to him and he's like I'll see if I bring it here I can sling back more and kind of melt into the seat. That's right, I'll end up on the floor.
Speaker 4:Anyways, back to Scientology.
Speaker 5:Well, I so not so much on that. But in similar vein, I also wonder that on the political spectrum, if that's not exactly where we're at with Trump and the Biden.
Speaker 2:Everything is just a TV show.
Speaker 1:It's exactly People are saying that one, one guy on the Republican side I can't remember his name that dude. I'll find his name, but they're saying that he's like a Kind of control, because his views are just like so outrageous far.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's like he's just kind of playing double-jack.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 5:Vivek Ramaswamy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:So, funny enough, he was recently discovered to be his. His scholarship was paid for by George Soros. There you go.
Speaker 1:Controlled opposition, I think that one's Way more proven. Oh, did you guys also see the shit with Oprah and the rock?
Speaker 5:No, that woman that's suing him about like trafficking. No, no, no, yes, so they they created a like project that project rock.
Speaker 1:Donates to all the families in Maui that have lost their houses, which is a great thing, but what people are upset about is that they created this. They're like you donate your money and it's gonna go directly into the pockets of the Maui people. And people are like Oprah, you're a fucking billionaire, yeah you. Why don't you just give money? Why are you asking people that can't even make rent, can't buy groceries, to donate their money, a fucking dick. Yeah, all of you.
Speaker 5:I'm already doing your job of the fucking self-checkout because you don't want to pay a goddamn cashier to be here. No, I don't want to round up 83 cents for charity. I am the charity I need. That shit. That's why I'm shopping at Walmart.
Speaker 2:Hey, I gotta say though, I don't have standing lines of check out, plus I'm at Martin's and I mean that too.
Speaker 5:But thank, God forbid, you buy a box of razors, oh yeah or you know some fucking sparklers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I gotta get an ID Again you know, oh, I got a fucking two minutes later you know I bought the original Saul movie.
Speaker 5:Got to get carded.
Speaker 1:I like using self-checkout cuz I can steal. I'm just kidding, I can't steal anymore. They've gotten way more.
Speaker 5:Scanning shit. Does it have to you guys? Yeah, does it flag when you scan shit? It's like it makes you re-scan it, Just in case you forgot something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I said I can't steal from Walmart anymore.
Speaker 5:It's cuz you. You must have some weird fucking movements going on there. You must be her.
Speaker 4:That's like my sister she was doing self-checkout and she just accidentally she says she accidentally why not know, you had a sister.
Speaker 5:I already feel like the stories bullshit, cuz Billy doesn't know you had siblings.
Speaker 3:We need to talk about this for a second.
Speaker 2:Alyssa, I think you're fake Government ain't seen Billy in fucking six weeks. All of a sudden he's got siblings. What else are you keeping from us? She got a mustache too, oh.
Speaker 5:My god, Goofy tattoos and all Goofy. So I just say that cuz I just see like a little rainbow.
Speaker 2:Same nipples.
Speaker 4:Now Deb's got that privacy screen on Nobody sees her, she's texting it's so she can talk to Jose while I'm home. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That's why Billy didn't say cuz Brandon's in the room.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, that's on the radar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she's even read the shirt.
Speaker 2:Now that we've looked at your sister's hot in here I've got four brothers in a you did one, but none of them live around here for what?
Speaker 3:or brothers in a sister? He's really why were?
Speaker 5:you holding out on us. I'm for Bruce.
Speaker 4:I literally brought my youngest brother to your all show at Blue Fox, like two years ago oh.
Speaker 5:Oh shit, we didn't even know you two years ago.
Speaker 2:I just random guy, come with me. I'm just gonna claim that he was my.
Speaker 3:Go, but I don't remember what I wore yesterday.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:No that's no, no that's the brother that was at the Thanksgiving dinner there up at the.
Speaker 5:Straight.
Speaker 2:I still feel like these are random ass people. Yeah, I file somewhere.
Speaker 3:I mean kind of can see the family resemblance.
Speaker 4:Well, the sister, though. So so none of my siblings have the same parents, holy Christmas. So, like my two brothers and my sister Are, we all have different dads, honey this kid has the same eyes and mustaches, but the same mom and then hey, mom.
Speaker 5:We're your mom and then, and then my two lost the last, and then my two brothers in Tennessee.
Speaker 4:All have different moms, but the same. But we all have the same dad. Fuck Billy, my dad's a hoe.
Speaker 5:This is out here cranking. John cranking them out building our man, so Patrick is like the the GQ version of you. Patrick is GQ Billy. Look at that, look at that fucking cover model right there.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, oh smooth smooth, delicious there he looks like the actor from.
Speaker 4:Back to my sister about the story and self-check out right she so like she accidentally forgot to scan something and and whenever she went to go leave, yes, so, like, so, like they realized she didn't scan something that was in her cart and they called the cops. Well, she was like I'll pay for it. I, she was like I legitimately just forgot to scan it and they're like no, no, no, like held her for like three hours at fucking Walmart, yeah, and she was eight months pregnant.
Speaker 2:Well, she shouldn't have been stealing, but she should have stayed.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Man's why. Why is this in question?
Speaker 3:Oh. We got to see where the genetic pool is flowing and how it's flowing a little bit in the nose.
Speaker 2:Oh, so this is mom. Oh, it's the cheekbones. I didn't know. We didn't get along with mama.
Speaker 5:I would it's the cheekbones and maybe a little chin.
Speaker 4:That's an all-fair story.
Speaker 5:Right kind of.
Speaker 2:Like Alexa sisters.
Speaker 3:Alexa Randall. Oh, they could be sisters. The banks though. Yeah, thanks, hmm, oh.
Speaker 4:This is outrageous, like normal.
Speaker 5:Also welcome to the Wilson King Welcome. Every 10 minutes we're gonna have to say what the fuck's up y'all, this is a new episode that way, we just cut it down.
Speaker 4:New snippets Shit.
Speaker 2:Billy's sister, billy's mom. Can we talk about the?
Speaker 4:glorious tattoo I got while I was away.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Since you were, were you even In West Virginia now I was in. Virginia, you were in the state of Virginia Sac religious.
Speaker 4:Hey, hey, hey, I was in Virginia and tattooed by an artist who has a shop in Texas.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's nowhere near Appalachia.
Speaker 4:Well, I was in Appalachia, Virginia though I mean it's listen.
Speaker 5:Well, billy, nobody's not gonna believe that that guy didn't get that tattooed in West.
Speaker 4:Virginia. Technically, the Mountaineer tattoo got done in Michigan, like an hour from Michigan University.
Speaker 2:What in the hell's?
Speaker 5:this shit. Hey man, I came all the way at this state for you to tattoo my state's logo on me. Can you do that right quick?
Speaker 2:weird shit are you all into down there?
Speaker 5:You only got fucking tattoo shops in West Virginia.
Speaker 3:I don't like their needles I.
Speaker 5:Just trying to get some ink man wipe the fentanyl, all that, that black anchor, black tar. I am sure that there's not a large demographic of heroin users that's gonna listen to this alright. I'm a demographic of anybody that's good sense of humor by now. And he talked about Kevin Spacey. Digital and teenagers knows alright to, but then he talked about heroin needles and I lost it.
Speaker 2:Do not support this. Yeah, bob, I Back to my original questioner. Who are the shit?
Speaker 4:dicks, shit dicks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, but what is it what?
Speaker 2:is what I mean, other than what a real shit dick is, but like that's sticker, is it an actual like.
Speaker 4:I would be awesome here. I know where the fuck that sticker came from. It's cool, it's sparkly.
Speaker 2:What the?
Speaker 4:fuck is a shit, dick.
Speaker 5:Shout out to the first girl, the left.
Speaker 2:I do not think a Google search for shit dick. Why is?
Speaker 3:it that would never have typed in shit dicks.
Speaker 4:The first thing to pop up was a post from Matt. Shopping wasn't treating if people are absolutely disgusting. Lady open mouth. Disgusting coughs are cruising by the strawberries. Numerous people who clearly have a respiratory sickness sickness are just doing the jolly trot around.
Speaker 5:Was this even during the coven years? It was before. It was March 28th 2020.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm over mask lady shopping up the store with her. Because I can hear him typing this this is why humans will be the cause of our own demise, or just my dicks.
Speaker 2:I remember making that what a bunch of Walmart shit.
Speaker 4:Shit dicks is a band.
Speaker 2:Is that their logo, or they it's a punk?
Speaker 4:band from. Pittsburgh slash Morgantown. Yeah, so like beat down. Clipper company is a guy I'm in the army with. It's his bit. And how in the fuck did you not remember that?
Speaker 3:you literally just came up with the back story.
Speaker 2:This is like your siblings, we just Shit up well.
Speaker 4:So like I saw where they were coming on like oh, and not a deal earlier if I saw a band from Pittsburgh, morgantown, but then he came down from that area to do the episode of county commissioners. I'm sitting trying to sound it out, dude, it just makes me laugh.
Speaker 2:In the first of the pops up is a post from Matt. Yeah, well, that's, what can you do?
Speaker 5:So, anyways, it's been a while since we've been on and this is what we've been up to.
Speaker 4:We still need to figure out how to rip off Vaseline's logo.
Speaker 2:Who's you know. Brad Hardin messaged me about that one day. Like he had some kind of idea and then like he never yeah, yeah, yeah, don't dig down your grandma's, vaseline.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, cuz like we need to rip off the Vaseline logo, put 13th and power hour on it and make t-shirts out of it.
Speaker 3:Finally had to delete that video because it was taking up too much space.
Speaker 2:I mean that video was great.
Speaker 3:I should have sent it to my email, though I did not hit it.
Speaker 4:Hey, guess what that video is. Still live on tiktok.
Speaker 3:Everybody knows about 13 people know, but I didn't put it on there, nice, my video of it.
Speaker 2:That was good, that was.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean it sounded like with your story telling it, you had a pretty good time, not until it wasn't a good I.
Speaker 5:Found out the hard way that, oh shit, I found out the hard way. Victoria's Secret. Lucians are not good jackoff. Let me guess guys got it got in your dick hole. But I mean that thing swelled up like I'm fucking.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 5:Awful which one cornhuskers lotion.
Speaker 3:Jesus, oh yeah, yes dad.
Speaker 2:Why are you holding your hand up?
Speaker 1:My ex boyfriend no from back when it was fucking better.
Speaker 4:Anyways.
Speaker 1:Guess what he used to jack off with.
Speaker 4:I can tell you, but I'm gonna let you your feet motor or no, it's, it's a, it's a Something you put on your hands. Yes, gloves, he used to beat off with hand sanitizer sanitizer, I don't know which.
Speaker 1:It doesn't make any sense cuz hand sanitizer as.
Speaker 5:I mean, there's.
Speaker 2:Evaporate.
Speaker 5:There's like the gel kind of like no cleanup like you, just keep. Yeah, but man, when that thing gets down here your ether.
Speaker 2:Fuckers awake today. It's like what's that thing where they jam the metal rods down your pee hole?
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's a fetish thing. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, what do they call that? Not noodling dude?
Speaker 4:All right, so real story. Well, y'all know what docking is right. What Huh docking? No, no, let's hear it. So it's whenever To uncircumcised dudes pull their stuff back, put the other dudes in it and it's like a Chinese finger trap. Does that work?
Speaker 5:I mean, I'm sure it's fun in the moment, but I don't think anybody's getting yeah, but is the friction that like I mean?
Speaker 3:it's a part you hear.
Speaker 5:How do you know? Circumcised. Answer the question.
Speaker 2:She is playing the fifth. Yeah, no, look you there. Mike doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 4:Yes, we were playing a game called do or drink and the one card was like call your mom and explain to her what docking is, or take two shots why would you not just take two shots? The same night I sent my mom a dick pic.
Speaker 5:Oh wow what no, what did you just say?
Speaker 4:so one of the cards was send your mom a dick pic or take two shots. I went to Google, found a dick, screenshot the picture and sent it to my mom.
Speaker 3:I'm sure she had a wonderful evening.
Speaker 4:I'll do. My dad called, said what the fuck was that? And I'm like Well, you see, pops.
Speaker 2:Not all dicks are white.
Speaker 4:I tried to get away, tell a little bit was a fucking tree limb, but he didn't believe me.
Speaker 2:He's like I got this from my buddy, brandon.
Speaker 4:That black velvet.
Speaker 5:Yeah, my buddy was wondering if this looks infected, or sure it should always be this swollen.
Speaker 3:He was more likely surprised because it went to your mother, not the fact that it was.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no. He was pissed off that I said I'm a dick right, he was mad as fuck right.
Speaker 2:Good thing, you listen Tennessee any who I can't have sex with her for a month now. Thanks, Billy. Oh fuck, this memory's got a.
Speaker 3:Talks about anymore. Well, that's like dead.
Speaker 2:That's like fucking dead.
Speaker 4:Whenever we watch Paula Costa fight, all she said the whole fight was goddamn is dick. Holy fuck is dick, is huge. I don't know who that is. Polycosas UFC fighter oh Google yeah.
Speaker 5:Google is dick right now. No, no, just Paulin okay so like while he's doing that, so like with the UFC.
Speaker 4:Paulin, you always have a bulge because they're all wearing a cup, but his was blatantly noticeable. It's falling out around the cup. He's like a Brazilian Clark Kent Brazilian.
Speaker 3:Costa.
Speaker 4:Clark Kent.
Speaker 3:What's his name?
Speaker 4:Paula Paulo Paulo Costa.
Speaker 5:Anyways, I remember being in Philadelphia one time. Speaking of big dicks yeah, I was in Philly going back to your story, there was no big dick.
Speaker 1:I mean myself included.
Speaker 4:But, Fake Keep with your story.
Speaker 5:Philadelphia. All right, so Billy's gonna keep googling UFC dicks and Anyways, I'm in.
Speaker 2:Philly on identified flying.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah for UFC. That was classy.
Speaker 2:Quick wittery.
Speaker 5:Yeah. So walking down the street and there's a sex shop, I was like, oh fuck, yeah, I'll swim in here. I see what weird shit they got going on. You know I go in and yeah. I mean a lot of EDM going on. Tom Hanks from from big. I'm an adult now, no, so I go in there and, like you know, level one is like all of their, you know, seductive shit. Yeah, it's cookie cutter level one the first floor and I'm like, oh, this is cool, you know, it's the regular, you know stuff. And Then Check behind the registers, like she's like we haven't upstairs and I was like, well, what's up there? And she's like more colorful stuff. And I was like, okay, and I go up these rickety ass fucking stairs and that's where all the stuff that goes down your pee hole was at. Oh god and I. There was a lot of tools. What is the name of?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 5:Look at that in a glass stuff in your pee hole Right now, later like recycled jewelry case and a lot of fucking chain mail, and I was like, huh, I don't. Oh man, I like to consider myself pretty open-minded, but we might be reaching the edges of so what's on the next floor. Yeah, if this is upstairs, what's in the basement? So I should have asked about a basement come. That's the stuff that exiles you from.
Speaker 2:That was probably just all the furniture.
Speaker 5:there it was probably like oh, you can test it out downstairs. Yeah, jesus, we give you a free hour.
Speaker 2:For the grainy, sticky jerk booths are down there.
Speaker 5:Did you really just Google the word urethra?
Speaker 4:What is your rethral stretching?
Speaker 2:Hey, do you know how many times Like year that you probably spell the word an unboekel? Yeah, cuz it doesn't start with an a for the you. Found that out the other day in an email.
Speaker 4:I.
Speaker 5:According to me, it's you rethral, re-thrull Dilation yeah, but there's a, there's a she's like a urban dictionary term for it Urban dictionary.
Speaker 2:P-hole play. I remember that website rotten comm from back in the day. I remember seeing a video of some dude doing that, but with like the Hamster, it was like the, the handle to like one of those flea markets. It's butterfly knife. I'm like what in the hell? Well, you do have a pee hole Right, I got all the man pee holes.
Speaker 5:I mean, I really don't think it matters at this point. You're gonna self-catheter dude, that guy goes to the fucking hospital is like yeah, I'll put it in myself.
Speaker 2:I know how to get it there.
Speaker 4:We need to give you a cat that are for the sex exam is like handed here on.
Speaker 5:He's looking at like is this a 10 gauge? Do you have an eight?
Speaker 4:Y'all have heard of a bow job, the active grip of one's penis with the base of both elbows and a praying mantis like manner, while stroking up and down Until orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.
Speaker 3:So I actually have heard of that the comedian Russell Peters talked about he got. He went overseas and got one of those in Thailand. The girl did the elbow job. That's probably he said it he said it fucking felt great, I guess weird, yeah, sure, oh I don't think that's true back of the knee.
Speaker 5:Push that elbow towards. My need is a crease.
Speaker 3:Mother, we are canceled.
Speaker 2:So the Scientology guys don't kill us first, billy, make the class aware of what you're getting off.
Speaker 5:Dictionary cheese. What are you? Is it a?
Speaker 4:picture what you got there a cock surprise, oh God. A sexual act. To begin, you must find a woman who seems to be sad. Offer her a back. Gently place your penis on her right shoulder. If placed on the left side, it is a penis surprise, not a cock surprise. Softly say yes or no when the woman begins to reply. Ramier cock into her mouth as quickly as possible and run. If not perform Quick enough, you may lose your cock to tea.
Speaker 3:So back to Scientology.
Speaker 2:All right. Uh no it sounds awful. I guess that's where the surprise comes in. It makes you happy.
Speaker 4:Urban dictionary is great your phone.
Speaker 2:The phone likes for.
Speaker 5:Uh, deborah, it is called urethral sounding sounding.
Speaker 2:That's what it was. There you are.
Speaker 5:That's such a softer name than for the actual act.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, P O Ramming yeah.
Speaker 5:Like when dictators talk about cleansing things and you're like I don't think that's what you're trying to do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're just gonna do a little cleansing over here, little pramming, oh, p-ramming, yeah I angry kitty Thor is now being exiled from the studio.
Speaker 5:Thor's gonna go in the next room and get sounded. He's what he's gonna go next room get sounded you know cats, dicks like get lodged, yeah, into the female cat.
Speaker 3:Spines.
Speaker 2:Dogs get stuck together all the time dogs have little.
Speaker 5:Well, that's just cuz it swells, though not cuz it actually gets like they cacti'd. Have you never seen a little red?
Speaker 2:rocket. I've seen plenty of dog dicks. I mean your dog's looking happy to see there's a disclaimer here. I don't make it a habit to look at dog dicks, but I mean my dog's dick falls out when he shits too hard.
Speaker 5:Man, it's hilarious. He'll look up at me to be like dad. I don't know it's going up, it's okay buddy yeah you're all right, it's not weird at all. I'm like my son, oh yeah. Oh, that's the other one. Yeah, I was talking about the the other child.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, those are like up until he got neutered, man, they hung out all the time. Yeah, you know he used to like 80 pounds of dick.
Speaker 5:Hey, you know, they say about dogs big paws. Yeah, here you come down.
Speaker 2:It was probably more like triplets yeah he's got better about it now, though, but every time he's pee like he does this weird squat. Hey, hey man.
Speaker 4:He does this weird squat pee thing.
Speaker 2:Let me hold it like this he does this weird squat pee thing but uh no, and then, like he always peas on his front paw.
Speaker 5:Now he's like got it like aimed, so you pee on the side a little bit See that's what Declan does, because he used to piss on his front paw and now the shit kind of goes off to the side and I'm like buddy, I don't know if that's good or not, but like He'll squat to shit and do the same thing and that thing will just kind of flop out to one angle. And I'm like you know, just like your dad, I Just look at a guy chip off the old block there buddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh man, don't spill it on the studio.
Speaker 5:I did bring some, some Landsharks for Jimmy Buffett. Rip Mr Buffett Did some, did some land sharks in memory, in memory D. So RIP in peace, mr.
Speaker 3:Margaritaville poor sip on the concrete that's right, what?
Speaker 5:What took him out? He's out.
Speaker 2:He was like 70 something he was 75 cents, bro, 76.
Speaker 4:No, he was like 70.
Speaker 3:Six, I would. Now we got to Google some more shit. Go ahead, let's find that out, yeah.
Speaker 5:Jimmy's got enough you spelled dessert wrong in the chat yesterday and it kind of made me angry.
Speaker 2:Did I get a couple in that? No, cuz I can't spell it right, that's all desert.
Speaker 5:you spelled desert yeah it'll be okay.
Speaker 2:Bring some desert, yeah, and.
Speaker 5:I was like a sand joke and I was like now just he died at 76. Of.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't read.
Speaker 5:Pass away peacefully, surrounded by family, friends, music and dogs. What is better in life?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I bet you, this whole house smell like coconut.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's even better. That's like anytime anybody yeah like now, that's carrying it yeah.
Speaker 3:Burgers.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Burgers, I know, and the restaurant Margaritaville way of price.
Speaker 5:Really. Well, yeah, surprise, surprise, I mean so so's every Cabo Wabo cantina. I mean you're paying for the experience.
Speaker 2:Whoa, and what do you have to say?
Speaker 3:So that's so that's an interesting. That's an interesting thing. What when you die, do you want to like, go like that? How weird. To me that seems weird. Like you know you're about to go, you're laying on your bed, you invite everybody to come hang out in a circle around you and just wait. Hey man, I'm dying, come chill.
Speaker 2:What if you?
Speaker 3:don't kick it in the first like six hours. Yeah, you're just sitting there.
Speaker 2:Maybe it was a party. Maybe it was like weekend of Bernie's and fucking you want people partying around you while you're. What do I give a?
Speaker 3:shit, lay it up.
Speaker 4:I want to give everyone Tazers at my. That's really how I'm standing.
Speaker 3:Tazers.
Speaker 2:I've got so many family members that day.
Speaker 3:You think about, like all the old medieval stories about the kings of old and they'd be in their deathbed and their whole family is like around. I'm like what do they arrange that?
Speaker 5:Right here to me, you just like gently and let it go, like, okay, I'm going to let myself die now.
Speaker 2:So there is a story now always that I know somebody, know somebody, that knows somebody co workers family. I don't know he was 90 something, but whatever was wrong with him, everybody knew he was dying. He knew he was dying. All these people were flying in and they wanted to see him. You know, grandpa is getting ready to fucking eat shit, and so Well, I mean you know, and so, like he'd be laying there my best friend has a way. They were waiting on one specific person I don't remember if it's a guy or girl and like so and so make it here yet. No, he's not here yet, okay. So then, like, some time go by and they're trying to get him from the airport. Come see him next time. I was like so and so here. Yet I said no, not here, they'll be here soon. Tell them, hurry up, I ain't got much time, or like I've got to go, or something like that. It's like all right. And then you know, whatever and it was so they showed up and said hi or whatever, and he's like all right, see y'all punk.
Speaker 3:Wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It was like he knew so like that's like my great grandmother.
Speaker 4:Whenever she was doing having her spout with pancreatic cancer, she it spread to her liver than spread to her brain. So she got put into a drug induced coma and they let her come home from the hospital. She was in hospice care down at her house. She got out of the hospital like on a Thursday and she wasn't supposed to make it through the night because she was having seizures from the brain cancer, all that. So she's hanging on Friday, saturday, sunday. Well, after the pastor at the church we went to got done at both of the churches she did her services at. She came to my great grandmother's house and gave the service to her. Within 10 minutes of her leave, and to never, my great grandmother took her final breath.
Speaker 2:That's all yeah.
Speaker 1:It makes you wonder if, like I mean clearly you can hang on, if you have that will to a life. It makes you wonder, like, what that would be like if you're like. People say, where somebody's trying to like you, see somebody trying to leave you and you're like, no, I've got to wait for this.
Speaker 2:Well, my older mother, I don't know, I just have weird thoughts no, no, it's a good thought what are we giggling about? Yeah, hold on, hold on, I got to wipe, I got to wipe.
Speaker 3:I got to wipe my phone.
Speaker 5:My history- is fucked up, like talking to an angel. I got some shit to say. I can't go. Just, yeah, hold on. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:If this can stay between us, you know big J dog doesn't need to know. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 5:Bill Burke on Jay star. Thanks a lot, Jay star.
Speaker 4:I mean, I mean, that's like my great grandfather, like the dude, was like thought to make a full recovery and then, like there was people in his room the whole time, that was like he ain't going to make it, he ain't making it out of this, he ain't making it out of this. I was living in Tennessee at the time and I get a call that hey, your great grandfather was in the hospital. So I hop on a plane while I'm in Dallas, texas, because it's never. I was working my traveling job. I was on the road. You clearly weren't in Tennessee then, but I was living in Tennessee at that point.
Speaker 5:Okay, but I was working my traveling job.
Speaker 4:It was in Texas. So I hop on a plane from Dallas, land in Pittsburgh at like four in the fucking morning, drive from Pittsburgh down to here, go see him leave, to go like catching up or something, because I'd been awake all fucking day like since the day before Come back.
Speaker 5:Does that justify as a red eye because you went over one time zone?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:So you definitely have that power out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and within I made it from Winchester Medical Center to where 127 is at, like the shortcut from here to Romney, and got the call saying hey, he's dead.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a bitch, yeah, but at least you got to see him. That's the thing it's like, like I said, I just wonder about that. Well, you know, my stepdad's dad was dying of cancer and they just went to see him or whatever, like all right, you know they were going down to visiting and then they were going down to see him and they were halfway back up here and they got a call and was like hey, you got to come back. He's just took a turn for the worse, or whatever. So then they turned around, went back and saw him and you know he like chilled out for a little bit and you know whatever, and he was waving to him at the end of the as they left or whatever, and out like light as soon as he laid down. Yeah, yeah, but no, my back to the people leading you on. My, my oldest brother passed away seven years ago or something, got sepsis and why not appreciate that? But talk about seeing people. He, he kept telling my mom because you know he obviously on all the drugs and you know everything trying to keep him comfortable that his grandfather was in there, they had come seeing and his aunt, and you know they've been dead for years or whatever. And then, yeah, so I don't know, I don't, you know, I mean I don't. I don't know if that's a spiritual thing or if it's your your. That's what your brain is calling home to try to.
Speaker 5:You know that's another thing to it's like such a question of is is that another defense mechanism? Is that kind of the final where you know, like you get hit by a car or you get like ripped into by a bear, like your body would just go into shock, right, you know, you just don't move, you don't feel anything, and it's kind of like that final, even though, like, you're giving up the ghost and you're like, well, I'm dead, it goes, I'm going to make sure this doesn't hurt, because it doesn't need to, because this is it you know. And so I wonder the same way about that. You know, when people say, you know, oh, I, you know, my relatives come visit me, or I speak to the other side, like is that another level of that? Like they say, your brain releases a little bit of DMT at the time. I see you're about to ejaculate Bill. Let me just put it out there DMT he's over shaking his hand. He's trying to sign it to me, but I don't speak sign language.
Speaker 2:No, well, I was actually you see Joe Rogan over here above his shoulder.
Speaker 4:I was pointing at. Deb, because like what you're talking about is like disassociation or like depersonalization, right.
Speaker 5:So I wonder if that's also kind of like the final protection you know your body kind of offers you, your brain offers you is. Let me give you some solace in your time of shutting down Right.
Speaker 2:I think it's kind of wild how like not in control of anything we are other than like the conscious movements. Yeah, yeah, Like I mean moving your arm. Yeah, yeah, Like you know I don't know she wants a drink, bill Jesus.
Speaker 5:All right, deb jumping, go ahead.
Speaker 4:Turn her up, turn her up.
Speaker 2:She got it in her nostril.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. So I've got quite a bit of experience with depersonalization and derealization. So I used to smoke weed a lot. For like six months I was smoking every day, all day, and Snoop Dogg and got a shit on her. Yeah, exactly so. I had a couple panic attacks from smoking and then the last time that I smoked I had a panic attack, so bad that it was like weeks and weeks and weeks later I still felt like I was high, just wasn't. Like I said, the depersonalization is like when you feel like you're not a real person. You feel like things aren't real. You feel like you're outside your body watching yourself. So I understand that. And actually this past Saturday, whenever we went to the Nickelback show, I was fine all day. We got there good, we went to go in and I just started having like that. My heart started racing, not like a panic, panic attack, fully, but just that shit doesn't feel real, I can't think, I can't talk, I am just freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2:My heart was racing like what if that's like your soul, like trying to leave your body?
Speaker 1:Oh, all right, I'm out of here, you're like no, thank you. Matthew.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, get the shit through, lock it in.
Speaker 2:Get a grip. Maybe that's where get a grip come from.
Speaker 5:It could be. It's probably not Get a grip on your fucking soul.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that shit's scary.
Speaker 2:Great, I gave her another thing.
Speaker 5:Well, continue your so how did you combat that Before we just completely mulch right on top of the ending there?
Speaker 1:Honestly, like I said, it didn't lead into a full blown panic attack because I haven't had a full blown panic attack in a couple years.
Speaker 2:There's what.
Speaker 1:Since I've been on new medication and everything I've been doing a lot better. So I was able to like fend off a full on panic attack, which I'm proud of, but it was still stuck in that just shit doesn't feel real. There's no real way to combat it. Like Sierra she was trying to get me to do like the five census thing name five things you can see and I like whenever you're doing that I could not think of anything. Like my brain would not let me think about anything. So I had her like say hey, tell me, see five people with a hat on. Like I had to get her to give me like some real prompts because I could not think of shit. And I said you feel like you're outside of your body, kind of like watching things going on, but you have no control over it. It's fucking scary and I don't like it.
Speaker 5:I've been there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4:Not now.
Speaker 5:And that's it's funny that you mentioned that, because that that helped. I specifically remember in that in those moments, like giving myself a task list, you know, knowing that, okay, well, grounding, I exactly some kind of emotional grounding of just okay, nothing else in my brain is clearly I'm I'm miswired at the moment. Let me do a really basic fucking task and just do that a couple of times and let it do a hard restart and just okay. What are five things that are blue in this house? What is?
Speaker 4:you know, what is?
Speaker 5:does that count as one or two? And now I'm distracted, I feel a little better, I take a breath.
Speaker 1:That's the thing. It's like I mean, I my me for myself, like I'm proud of myself I don't know if, like Billy can say the same, but like I was able to hold off that like full on having a major panic attack thing, but like it really was helpful Cause, like I said, you can't think of things. He kept telling me do the breaths, breathe in for 10 seconds, hold and then breathe out.
Speaker 5:I can't even think to like you have to distract the brain. Yeah, and that's what I'm still learning.
Speaker 1:I've gotten a little bit better with it, but the whole distracting the brain thing, and then I've heard that can also be harmful, because it's like you have to, you know, let yourself feel your feelings, let let yourself know that, okay, you know what. I'm freaking the fuck out right now. Let's get through it, and that actually helped a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 5:I think you have to accept it at something. Yeah, you have to go okay, something's clearly misaligned, something's going wrong right now, but you also don't want to. I think a lot of people go and stop at that step and they go oh my God, I'm having a panic attack, and then it just, and then they just panic at the fact that they're having a panic attack, and now it's three panic attacks, yeah, and you're like okay.
Speaker 2:Actually, you know to interject. We can talk a little bit about this on the way back from the offspring show or whatever. But breathing, like when you get there, if you realize you're like not even breathing, you're like you're holding your breath, I mean for extended amounts of time and force, four, seven, eight, four, eight, seven, breathing, I don't know, I don't know. You breathe in four seconds, hold it for seven or eight times, probably eight, yeah, for whatever. And like you get replenishes your oxygen, which helps. Yeah, well, you've come out.
Speaker 1:Panic attacks and yeah yeah, you've missed that one.
Speaker 3:I used to get those all the time.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, I told Deb whenever we were leaving. I'm like I'm glad you came out of it, because we were seeing Nickel back one way or the other, the whole time you're seeing the opener guy.
Speaker 1:I was freaking the fuck out the whole time. We saw.
Speaker 4:Brantley.
Speaker 1:Gilbert, I was freaking the fuck out. I was like calm enough that I feel like I looked like I was normal on the outside, didn't I? Okay, never mind.
Speaker 5:Keep your shit together, yeah.
Speaker 1:I at least felt like I could do that, but then once Nickelback started it was better because, like I'm a huge fan of Nickelback, so I knew a lot of their songs.
Speaker 2:She needed some Chad. Yeah, that's all it was.
Speaker 5:Chad calmed her down. But, she was freaking the fuck out for another reason, kruger.
Speaker 1:Maybe that's what it was. Maybe I was just so excited. It's not what they opened with no.
Speaker 4:Somebody please fuck me. Fuck off, it's like the wind does, actually, yeah. Actually yeah they did open up the same foot in my bed. Of course they did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I don't know how that related to really anything, mary.
Speaker 2:it's hard in that song though.
Speaker 1:That was such a good show. I had a lot of.
Speaker 4:Nickelback's some fucking showman.
Speaker 1:Dude, they really are.
Speaker 2:I would have seen him if it wasn't for Brantley Gilbert.
Speaker 4:Brantley Gilbert put on a killer fucking show.
Speaker 1:And that man just gets fucking hotter and hotter as he ages.
Speaker 2:Dammit Sandy, we should have went Brantley Gilbert, hotter.
Speaker 1:See I never used to think he was good looking, but now he's got the salt and pepper, the beer, his voice, I just don't.
Speaker 2:I don't even know who he is. Unfortunately, he's the one.
Speaker 5:Every Saturday song Can't fucking ask.
Speaker 3:Sounds like everybody he's tough guy.
Speaker 5:I dig him, he dresses like a rocker, yeah, and there's a couple of dudes that do that now on the countryside. You know they're trying to get into that. So, like, this tour was clearly like let's emphasize on that.
Speaker 4:I mean, I mean, that's like the guy who's like pretty synonymous with, like Morton Wallin Hardy. He just released a like country slash rock, yeah, hardy.
Speaker 2:Hey, girl. That leads me to to another thing that I was thinking about.
Speaker 1:Show me.
Speaker 2:So, without, without sounding like gatekeeper, ism here right? So like you've got all it, no, no, you've got all like the the crossings, like jelly rolls, doing the whole like breaking boundaries and everything. But no, but yeah, what? What I'm noticing is and it's probably just because I haven't paid attention to it but you have all these people coming to the metal world or hard rock, but are the hard rock and metal people going to the other world? Like you know, and really, and what Mr Conspiracy Brain over here has got me think is like, are they just trying to consume metal now and hard rock? So that like it softens it out and then it's like kind of fades away.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like how Lady Gaga jumps on with Metallica for the fuck Grammy show a couple years ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cool yeah.
Speaker 5:Her name was Storm. How?
Speaker 4:do we go? Because you brought it, because he brought up Lady, I'm a dog snuck out of its house and went into the Metallica show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you're talking about and stayed there for the whole show and stayed for the whole show.
Speaker 4:That's awesome.
Speaker 2:But no, what I'm getting at is like who's going to invite Randy Blythe out to sing on their pop album, or whatever?
Speaker 3:which he could totally probably do but here's my theory on that.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's a really great question.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:I'm probably going to get shredded for this. Shred me I was because country artist as a whole. I like how his voice has been polished and can do all kinds of stuff, but metal singers are just metal singers. That's what they fucking do. There aren't a whole lot of metal singers who can actually sing well enough to do country. I'm going to get slayed for that.
Speaker 2:Randy Blythe isn't going over and singing a country out, he's definitely not going to have it, but no, I mean, you know he's got the punk background. I'm just saying, though, like I feel like Daniel Sheets can do it.
Speaker 3:Daniel Sheets from Breach can do it. He's metal guy and he's a country. But there's not, I don't know, a whole bunch of guys. I'm.
Speaker 4:Burke Heiser could, but like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:You had to fucking Google him. Stop that. Shut the fuck up. Why are you having to fucking?
Speaker 4:rake him up.
Speaker 2:I mean not like you couldn't take a country guy and have him sing a Lamb of God?
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I mean maybe you could Shit, I don't know. That's a really interesting little.
Speaker 5:But I mean, I wasn't looking at it like Matt Shadows did it 10 years ago.
Speaker 2:What are you doing over there? What's with your eyeballs? Oh my gosh, I didn't say it.
Speaker 5:I didn't say it.
Speaker 4:I didn't say it.
Speaker 5:Everybody read real quick. Oh it was the first thing that came to mind.
Speaker 4:I fucking did fucking say it, because I'm showing growth.
Speaker 5:Across these podcasts. When you listen to them chronologically, you're going to be like Mike is such less of a dick.
Speaker 2:Please don't believe that.
Speaker 5:Year after year. I didn't. You started on metal singers. I was like, oh, he's going to do it. And then you completely beard left. I was like, oh, never mind.
Speaker 3:No but.
Speaker 2:Bring the thing back on the rails here a little bit. I'm just saying like. I just don't. It was just the thing I thought was odd because, like now, everybody's raising hell, like on turbo or not turbo, octane and everything, where they're playing all this like country hard rock stuff and it's like it's like country doesn't make enough money by itself, which it clearly does because it's the highest paid fucking thing besides Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4:She did rap yeah well, and you know, that's why post Malone does the music he does he post Malone literally said it was easier for me to get into rap than it was for me to get into country Like easy on what level?
Speaker 3:easy because the music easy, or easy because of the crowds?
Speaker 4:like the crowd or excepting. Here's what you got to figure out what you're talking about. Because because post, he came out and said I would much rather be a country artist, but it's easier to blow up. Did you just call him posty?
Speaker 3:Well, look at, look at kid rock. He started out as a hip hopper and became a country rocker.
Speaker 5:Great sandwiches for breakfast, I mean. I mean, have you heard Chris Malone's like new music? It's not rap anymore.
Speaker 4:He's singing now.
Speaker 1:He's already.
Speaker 4:He's finally made it. It's just like Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift started out country and then now she's pop. So basically what?
Speaker 3:you got to say is that hip hop is the gateway drug of the music.
Speaker 5:Yes, yes, I can alone also try it out to be the guitar player for Crown the Empire.
Speaker 3:Oh shit yeah because, he can play guitar.
Speaker 1:He can play, he can play. I watched the video of him singing that Bob Dylan song.
Speaker 2:So actually I think post Malone's probably really really cool dude.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, dude, he was on Stone Colds podcast like 10 years ago. He was like nobody.
Speaker 1:He seems pretty like genuine yes, but he was on Ghost Adventures and he acts, and then the ghost told him that he's stunk. I feel like post would probably stink.
Speaker 5:Probably Maybe, but I don't know. My thing with like country is just that it's, it's mostly not country anymore. Yeah, and it's all the same song on the way here. On the way here Because listen, guilty fucking pleasure. I will listen to it play now because I'm surrounded by it at work and I listen one on one. Five million plays the same 10 songs.
Speaker 2:I got a pleasure means that you take pleasure and listen to it. That's because you do, I hope Jesus.
Speaker 5:I do. I like some of it. He is growing as a person.
Speaker 2:He's getting old is what's happened.
Speaker 5:Actually you should have seen me at the air show last Saturday. I put the cowboy hat on. I said it out, for Brett had toothpick in my mouth.
Speaker 3:So I told him we'll slurp to her Not one selfie, hey girl.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know that existed. I said I had to get to it.
Speaker 5:I have like five.
Speaker 2:Where was?
Speaker 5:the picture.
Speaker 2:I don't take selfies, guys, that's the most vain guy we know, right and the tri-state area, doesn't take selfies. I still have like some shred of decency.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the local music, right right.
Speaker 5:It doesn't take cell phone, I only do it on stage. I just turned that persona on and I shut it back off.
Speaker 4:We know you.
Speaker 2:Fuckin Val Viness.
Speaker 3:No, I would yeah.
Speaker 2:September 30th, he's going to be on the stage and just white cow.
Speaker 5:That's all I want to do. That saw me at the last one with it, did I?
Speaker 2:You don't watch us when we play.
Speaker 5:Motherfuckers Bitch.
Speaker 2:We played ThunderKiss.
Speaker 5:Yeah right. We played ThunderKiss.
Speaker 3:I threw on dreads and a fucking elbow hat. That was a prop.
Speaker 5:I mean like where do you think it came from? I've known that half your years.
Speaker 2:I've got to get the video from Mama Hobbs, so she has a video of that. But when he put I didn't even know he had the hat on Bill, but it was crooked. And Bill's still trying to play and not have it fall off.
Speaker 3:He's thinking of ways to murder you for doing that. Oh yeah, he's like everybody, yeah, Actually.
Speaker 2:I realized that Bill needs a cowboy hat now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he looked so good and he would look cool as shit. I was like, well fuck, this isn't my hat anymore.
Speaker 1:Now it's Bill's. He's just saying, wow, Bill would not have a cowboy hat. Oh, I'm sure he has one.
Speaker 2:He just never wears an old stage.
Speaker 1:That's not his thing.
Speaker 3:Bill has a donkey though. He has a donkey.
Speaker 1:I remember him talking about that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but the donkey's cool Mm-hmm. See, norris, I feel like I was going to have a good one. You got a sister they.
Speaker 3:Bill's got a donkey.
Speaker 4:You didn't know, bill had a donkey. No.
Speaker 3:I know it.
Speaker 4:Bill's got a hog too. Ha, ha, ha.
Speaker 1:I got a third nipple. What yeah?
Speaker 4:Until September 28.
Speaker 1:Yeah, until that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, get the fuck out, I do.
Speaker 1:Would you like to get?
Speaker 5:it? Is it just a mole? No, we're not looking at Debs nipples. No, you don't have to. What happened to there's titties? Not the first two? You don't need to. Yeah, it's like on your rib cage.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I haven't any.
Speaker 5:I kind of don't and I kind of do?
Speaker 1:I am a bona fide.
Speaker 5:I don't know how I feel about it. Ew, that's not like a real nipple, though it is nipple.
Speaker 2:It's a mole no no, it's a nipple Does it juice?
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, God damn it what, what it's a third wheel. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:They're getting it removed. Well, I'm having breast reduction surgery.
Speaker 5:So so they're reducing your three to two.
Speaker 1:Well, that's right, where they have to cut. Oh yeah, so well she has scoliosis from how bigger tatas are. Yeah, yeah, it's not not fun, not a good time. Yeah, I'm excited, can you imagine?
Speaker 3:having to dig so big You're back. That's the way to go, that would be the best.
Speaker 4:So what is all this cost that hurts? So bad, but I got all this dick, man, I can't cut it off.
Speaker 3:I got so much God, All this dick. Oh, my pelvis is shivering. Long dick.
Speaker 1:Why do you?
Speaker 3:want to go.
Speaker 1:Why are you?
Speaker 3:all this dick on the back of her? Why are you all not having enough sex to come and see all this cop? I guess I'll just suck it up for another day. 15 inches of dick weighs 20 pounds.
Speaker 2:You got to drag your leg as you walk now.
Speaker 3:A dude will suffer.
Speaker 1:A dude will suffer. Women will be like oh, my kids are big.
Speaker 3:I have my back hurt. I get no dude will ever do that no In the history of man.
Speaker 2:You also get your curtains himmed up too right when they're like hanging out curtains him. I don't know what are those fucking things. Labia.
Speaker 3:The worst, the worst.
Speaker 1:No, just boobies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that thing. Oh really, that's a thing. We have Cindy here for the medical. Thank you, Cindy. But yeah yeah, when that she gets all blown out and like fucking ruined or whatever, y'all can just go in there. You know that's a myth, right? Yeah, no, I do know that's a myth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5:They will stretch them out before they rip an inch.
Speaker 3:The genetic thing. That's how they're supposed to get it, god damn it.
Speaker 5:Why are you?
Speaker 3:ruining a good thing here I apparently ruined all the things, jesus.
Speaker 2:Welcome to Brandon. Ruins everything, hi guys.
Speaker 3:I'm not actually going to get in there. Hey, little governor, I'm sorry that sucks. Deb, that your bad curtain. Yeah, it does, at least your beef curtains are good.
Speaker 4:Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, from over here.
Speaker 3:If they weren't.
Speaker 4:I'd just call her Arby's. Oh God Wow.
Speaker 3:Hey, big volunteer.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 3:Let me get that number seven. Have you ever gone to Arby's and ordered the meat mountain?
Speaker 4:I don't need Arby's. I did that, I did it once.
Speaker 3:I will never do it again.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I used to work there and it was miserable and you feel like shit after a very long time.
Speaker 1:So how we got on this conversation was Vaginas Rose beef vaginas.
Speaker 2:No Three titties.
Speaker 1:Three nipples, three titties, total recall style, I have a third nipple under the spoo.
Speaker 2:No, you got a show or no? No, yes, show or the fish. Can I see it?
Speaker 1:See, they were like. I don't know if I want to see it.
Speaker 2:I don't want it too, but we kind of did. We like saw it stuff it was real, but it's real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just like a little tiny nipple. Motherfucker, you can feed 10 babies off of it. See, I did wonder about that you can have a whole litter. Whenever, if I ever get pregnant, would like I be able to breastfeed from that tiny nipple.
Speaker 3:There's only one way to find out.
Speaker 5:That's true. I think that's a guarantee that you're genetically meant to have triplets.
Speaker 1:Then I'm definitely not having kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is that like the longest thing of like people absorbing their twin in the womb or something? Is that why you got like three nips? Well, I mean, I mean, that's a theory on left handed people.
Speaker 5:You're left handed. What's that so?
Speaker 4:so the theory on like left handed people is that they were actually mirror twins and the one died in the womb and they absorbed them and and that's how you have left handed people.
Speaker 5:That would make sense because I feel like that I literally watched it in the biology class.
Speaker 4:I watched it in biology class in senior year in a documentary we watched.
Speaker 5:I absorbed the twin that was good at math.
Speaker 4:Wait, yeah, wait.
Speaker 5:Because he's fucking going Wait you're left-handed yeah. My last three decades. Yeah Damn. No wonder we're so tight. That would actually.
Speaker 4:Wait, you're left-handed yeah.
Speaker 2:That would lend weight to that claim, because your siblings are twins, so you could have had a twin.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'd have strangled that motherfucker by now. Anyways, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2:Did you imagine two of me?
Speaker 3:He probably took selfies, though In ancient medieval times, during battle, they would not allow left-handed men to fight in war or they would like do something, because you couldn't hold a shield. You'd hold your shield with your right hand and your heart was exposed. It was a liability to be left-handed.
Speaker 4:You're left-handed.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, it's medieval fucking times. They also thought dragons were real Dragons are real Dragons are real.
Speaker 2:They're just the dinosaurs. Dinosaur was not a term until like the late 1700s Thunder lizard Pterodactyl.
Speaker 4:Wait, have you not seen the rock formations that look like giants that are?
Speaker 5:formed. We're doing this again.
Speaker 4:Or like the rock formations that look like fucking dragons. Have you seen the Mesa thing out there? All right, hey.
Speaker 2:It's a big tree, it's a quick story time.
Speaker 5:Matt probably remembers this. I went and tried out for a country band once, once. Oh, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:They didn't like blast beats bro.
Speaker 5:Fucking foot. They're like oh yeah, you like Brooks and Dunn, prrr yeah right. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Yeah, the only thing that triggers my glock, brother, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Uh, oh, so that question can third nipples produce milk?
Speaker 1:Extra nipples that are connected to breast tissue may sometimes lactate after the end of pregnancy, just like after excitement.
Speaker 3:So just as a recap, today I've learned that Deb has a third nip that could be active. It could be. You two are left handed. You have 20 siblings.
Speaker 5:Because mom and dad would have had 21. 20. I also I'm, but he absorbed.
Speaker 3:Let him learn it.
Speaker 5:He fucking fusioned in the room.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's the picture of your podcast.
Speaker 3:That the sound this is great Learning all this crazy new shit out.
Speaker 2:I did, I don't know, I don't know how to handle this.
Speaker 3:Like information overload right now.
Speaker 5:So I try out for this country, I know.
Speaker 1:I mean third nipple should be examined for breast cancer, just as you're right. So I've got like an extra chance of having breast cancer.
Speaker 2:Your nip's going to kill you.
Speaker 3:If we woke up one day and our dick was extra large, we're not going to check it for cancer, I'm just going to be happy that that's huge. So my dad's buddy.
Speaker 2:I'll enjoy my four day cancer on this earth. Head elephantitis of the nuts and he literally carried them around in a pillowcase. I mean it went away Like however, they took care of it. Yeah, there was a long time many carried them around in this. Yeah, kenny, yeah, I mean we could break out a Ouija board and ask them there. They could verify. Call them.
Speaker 5:Yeah, let's go, let's call them with the Ouija board.
Speaker 2:Hey brother, how's that ghost sack.
Speaker 3:It's like that episode of South Park with the wheelbarrow.
Speaker 5:I'm telling you dude I thought this is America.
Speaker 2:I remember, dad we go raising that Kenny's got something wrong with him. I'm like, oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 3:He's like walking around in this fucking pillowcase.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I can't believe I got it.
Speaker 5:That was Kenny Jesus, do you remember?
Speaker 2:me. Yes, I met Kenny multiple times. Yeah, fucking Hunley was a nutcase man.
Speaker 5:Dude, he was fucking roasted.
Speaker 2:He cracked me in the skull of a set of numchucks when I was like six years old. Kenny was out there, man.
Speaker 5:I remember he'd come over and sit on your couch and just talk to the walls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, he'd just be talking to Jesus full blast. And we'd be like what the fuck's happening now.
Speaker 5:You just gotta let him go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he ended up We'd be downstairs playing heavy metal.
Speaker 5:Kenny's still just talking.
Speaker 4:Dude, my stomach hurts.
Speaker 2:My dad. They used to have competitions in the summertime to see who was the realest man of real men, right? And they'd put on layers of coats and go sit in the car and turn the heater on and see how long they could stand it. The first one got out was like the bitch, right, I mean just like you know they'd have bags of yellow jackets and see how many of them each of them could take.
Speaker 3:So that that tells me that dehydrating your brain that many times.
Speaker 2:That tells me the story one time he's like yeah he's like I went over to Kenny and I guess his buddy Harvey lived in this house together and they had like a dirt basement. So he's like I dropped your mom off over to Bingo Hall and I went over to see them because they lived like right up street from him. He's like I went over to see him and he's like I hear the music and you know, they just got the stereo wide open. He's like a bang on the door, bang on the door. And he's like, well, nobody's coming door. So he's walking by the car door open. He's like hey, come on in. Dad's like what the fuck are y'all doing? He's like, oh, we're shooting guns in the basement, so do what. He's like yeah, man, come on in. So they go down there and they got targets set up in the bay. But that's why they had the radio all the way up upstairs so you couldn't hear the gunshots. I'm telling you, man, he was something else. Oh, yeah, the sweat box thing I was asking you about the other week. You know if you ever seen a sweat box? He was the same guy. Yeah, he was in all kinds of wild shit. Yeah, he cracked me in the skull with some numb chucks. He's like I'm gonna go in here and practice my numb chucks, don't you come in here? And of course you know, being young, I'm like. I think I can make it under him, fucking goose egg.
Speaker 4:Okay. So anyways, mike, you tried out for a country band. Yeah, I'm up my story.
Speaker 5:That was like eight minutes ago, dude, that's so much better. Country band last beat. So I went up to the middle of bumfuck Pennsylvania to try out drums for this country band because the dude had been like making a name for himself a little bit. He had a couple of songs recorded with the national, had an EP, fucking circle jerk, you know whatever. And I was like, yeah, you know this guy. I mean he's got a shitload of fucking dates he's playing out like every weekend Like I can jump on this be pretty lucrative. And at the time I messaged him back and forth a little bit and he was like, yeah, you know, here's some of the originals we do, here's some of the covers we do. And it was, you know, simple fucking pop country shit. It was Brooks and done a little bit of Toby Keith, you know, fucking dust on the bottle. Yeah, whatever, I can keep time to this, you know. And so I get up there. Dust on the bottle, that was a David Lee Murphy Bible. No bottle, I always thought it was Me too because it made sense, right, because you think it's a religious. It's just bottle.
Speaker 2:I mean, I guess that makes sense to.
Speaker 5:I guess I did, I totally did that my song the Bible. See, that's why it's always been in the car when I'm jamming country that was. I was Bible to.
Speaker 4:I've always known it was just talking about wine. Well, you would the most ashes that you would know that that was bottle it is.
Speaker 5:We don't actively seek out to listen to country that.
Speaker 4:I do actively seek out to listen to country, so can I. It's really.
Speaker 2:Billy and I listen to country. I want everybody to know that I listen to country.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm wearing a beer shirt and I got a mustache, okay, and I was just googling about things to stick in your interest.
Speaker 3:Thanks for the info, Farrah.
Speaker 2:Speaking of, I got a leader of coach.
Speaker 4:Did you watch the outtakes from?
Speaker 2:that movie. The part where he's like barfing in the toilet. He's literally doing that. He's like that's him puking like his guts out. He's like I had to whatever in like. So if you look at the outtakes or whatever, he's like in there and he's like screaming at the toilet. He's jamming. It's disgusting as hell, but yeah, that dude's a true.
Speaker 4:Can I get a leader? Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Anyways, back to you know, since it's taken you 30 minutes to get to the point of your story Story is dragon ass.
Speaker 5:So I go meet this guy and at first it was really fucking weird. It gives you this address and then I get there and there's nobody there and I'm like, hey man, I think I'm here. And he's like, oh yeah, it's actually the house next to that, it's that's my parents in law's place. Like then why don't you just give me this fucking address? You fucking weirdo, but whatever.
Speaker 2:I'll let it slide. It's the second time you've encountered people that wouldn't give you an address. Yeah, come to their place, right.
Speaker 5:Anyways, yeah, didn't work out with this cocksucker either. Yeah right, yeah, and the other one was a fucking cocksucker. Let me just get up on the mic for that one. Fuck you All right. Anyway, eight years later, game don't stop. I'm sorry it's on site Anyways, that's not true. I saw that guy to fucking five guys once and I didn't like lose my shit on him because we had a like Brits friend was there with a small child Fucking fried.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to act up. You really are growing as a person.
Speaker 5:I'm trying, man, I listen to like a lot of like philosophical podcasts and shit. Now, all right, marcus Rulius, stoicism, meditations.
Speaker 3:I listen to it too.
Speaker 5:I try to mellow a life changing shit. I save. I save. That it's I'm only allowed to be a psycho at the gym or on stage. That's it.
Speaker 2:I will say there's been many things recently that have I shouldn't say recently that have come up, and I expect Mike to react a certain way. And then he's like whatever, and I'm like what do you mean, whatever? And I'm like, you're like you know, and you start spouting off some shit and I'm like you're the crazy one, I don't want to talk to you about this anymore.
Speaker 5:Why are you old now? Anyways, so you went to this guy's house and then I go to his fucking parents in law's house next door is some weird shit. And he's like, yeah, the uh, the lead guitar player, uh hasn't responded all day and I'm like that's weird. Did you kill him? Is he buried out back in one of these houses? I don't know, but the bass players there and they're all talking about how much cocaine he did back in the day doing God's met covers and how amazing this one chick was it pretending to be Stevie Nicks or whatever?
Speaker 2:They were just trying to show you how big their dicks were, without whipping them out.
Speaker 5:Yeah. So anyways, I was like that's cool guys, let's just go ahead and fucking jam here, you know, and we did but jam for like two straight hours and yeah, it was just, it was country, it was four, fours.
Speaker 2:Anyways, this is my sugar, yeah.
Speaker 5:Hey, what do you guys think about fucking Thomas hack?
Speaker 2:Hang on so um, who better have a gigantic climax? Oh it gets weird. Oh it gets really weird.
Speaker 5:That's why I gave you like little forays about the guitar player. Never showed up. Yeah, so we jam, shit goes cool. You know, that's whatever. I'm thinking like, yeah, I could play with these guys, this would be all right. You know, get together once a week and go make a couple hundred bucks. And uh, we stopped practicing. And the dude starts talking about like some biblical shit. And I'm like, wow, you know, he's a country guy, he's probably very Mr Jesus, he, you know, I'll let this slide, whatever. Again, it gets me paid. Hey, man, whatever you wanted to do, as long as we're not like handing out Bibles into the crowd, I'm, you know, I'm along for the ride. And uh, and then he starts going on about these fucking the Nephilim oh my God. And I was like, well, this is interesting, tell me more. And he tells proceeds and tell me about the Genesis six committee or something, Genesis nine committee of like top people in the government, the Vatican, that we're trying to uncover fucking hidden relics and truth about the Nephilim because they were really real. And but there's another side of the Vatican that doesn't want that stuff to come to fruition and that there's a satellite GPS photos of mountain ranges out in, like Montana and Arizona of giant fucking Nephilim sleeping, because they're just. They're just giants, they're just laying down like mile wide mountain ranges and I was like hold up, son. Um, you had me until we were talking about the Nephilim's not being like 10 feet tall, but like miles tall and he's like yeah, yeah. No, like, there's like mountain ranges and it's just, it's literally just like a dude sleeping on his side and I'm like and they don't breathe. He's like yeah, no, I mean like not right now, because they're like sleeping.
Speaker 4:I was like I sleep and breathe, oh, like me bringing up that story was not me saying that they were sleeping.
Speaker 5:It was me saying they're dead and like yeah, so that your father whatever that word is- proceeds to go on a huge tale about how they're fucking real Take this that's why I was talking about how God actually flooded the earth for 40 days and 40 nights to kill off all of the Nephilim, half angel spawns and Genesis six is trying to uncover it, and that Kandahar giant out in Iraq was actually a Nephilim that killed a bunch of the, you know, military guys and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and I was like, oh, okay, and so then I started spouting off some alien shit and he just shut me down and I was like aliens aren't real yeah literally. He's like I don't believe in that and I was like you, fucking cocksucker, Are you shitting me right now? Hang?
Speaker 4:on. Can I ask real quick if he would have went along and, like you know, believed in aliens with you and said that they were? You know what? Have you still played in the band?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, because I'm not. Who am I to judge your weird shit? Man, that's your fetish. I don't give a fuck, as long as we can find common ground. But when you're going to shut my shit down immediately and I've entertained you for the last 20 minutes about these fucking mountain ranges of half humans, like get fucked, get fucked buddy, all right. I just go oh yeah, maybe there's something else in the I don't know everything that's out there that isn't humans. And he's like, no, that's not real, jesus didn't make that. And I'm like fuck you, jesus didn't make that, fuck you dude.
Speaker 2:So is that why?
Speaker 4:you didn't play in the band, fuck you country guy.
Speaker 5:What the fuck? And where is your guitar player? Guitar player never showed up, never answered the phone again, never responded to a text. That entire day Made me go to some other guys fucking house the whole time. I was packing my shit up after this conversation. I never didn't have a piece of metal in my hand. If you're gonna watch me, I just I purposely disassembled my cymbal stands to where I had to carry them separately Each time and I would carry something back from my truck into the house in my hand. Yeah, cuz I was like you're old, you're getting a first base player and then, little dude, it's me and you.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's it.
Speaker 5:You know I was not fucking cool with this scenario. So I pack all my shit up and I go to leave and I'm like, hey man, I'm like down to like a quarter of a tank. You know, I got to get the fuck back home. I said we're nearest gas station and he was like all that light you came in at with the flashing yellow. He's like hook that way and You'll find in a couple minutes, right, it's called us up and something I've seen these movies. Yeah, and I'm like, hmm, Okay, well, I didn't want to do that. But I also had like no cell service. So I realized when I'm pulling out and I'm at this light, I'm gonna state route and I'm like, well, it's a state routes, gotta have a fun gas station every couple miles. It's fucking, you know, state route. So I just stayed on it and within like five minutes I came to a shell and I filled up and it was clearly it had been there quite sometimes a bit of an old shell. I had some camping and fishing equipment shit in it and I filled up, a backtracked and I went down, you know, made my left hand turn which is not right hand turn at this flashing yellow. I Didn't find the gas station he was talking about by name for another 40 minutes, oh my god, and I was like I would have been empty on the side of the fucking road out here in the hills and they have a time and. Thumb in it and the whole time I'm driving back on this one lane road just in the truck, with no cell service. I'm just waiting on like a caravan of black SUVs.
Speaker 2:I remember you calling me after that because you always send me like hey. I'm going to this person's house or whatever, in case I die. Yeah, I'm like, all right, it's good that you have each other's back.
Speaker 5:We do.
Speaker 2:we've done that for 10 years yeah yeah, this one, so it's coming to the house, or that.
Speaker 5:You know this random ass person when we sell shit on marketplace, when we go to band practices, we anything like hey, this might be wacky, I'm gonna go try to buy a truck off a guy if you don't hear for me in three hours. Here's my last location. Yeah, like Always been check-ins. Yeah never heard another thing from that dude homies. How come you aren't sending?
Speaker 2:me check-ins, rude asses. I mean I'm sending y'all off any either.
Speaker 5:But I was so offended. I was so offended and fronted that you couldn't be bothered to To placate me with my alien shit for eight seconds after I heard you going to die, tribe of nephalums and the Vatican and how a giant killed like an entire troop of Military insurgents in Iraq or something, your definition of alien in Jesus and alien right Right.
Speaker 2:Well, but we don't need to talk about that. He will be when he comes back, I guess. Maybe that's not worse.
Speaker 5:Anyways, all right, next topic yeah thanks, let me get that out, boys.
Speaker 1:What do y'all think? Do you think there's any kind of afterlife at all?
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, is that being said?
Speaker 1:No, for real. Do y'all think there's any kind of like afterlife, whether it be heaven, hell, you know? In between your ghost you reincarnate.
Speaker 4:Promise to turn me into a lamp. I'll give you my answer.
Speaker 3:I don't have a long answer. I think that there is, but I think that it's not what we think it is. We get raised on all these hell and brimstone and the heaven and the streets of gold things, but I don't think it's necessarily like that. But we. I mean, we don't find out. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, ho, you about to tell me Scott staff was lying to me.
Speaker 3:He was lying 1998 to a place with golden streets, can you?
Speaker 5:take me higher. You think that was. You think that wasn't canon. Are you trying to say that was a non-canon event, that that was earth 636? What the fuck are you saying to me right now? I was heartbroken when I realized Bucky Barnes is Captain America. What the fuck is coming out of you? I Will build a wall to rival Donald Trump and put you through it.
Speaker 4:I mean, it was started started well, dude, did you know the government's actually selling that wall for like pennies on the dollar of what it cost them to fucking?
Speaker 5:Yeah and the governor of Texas is buying the material and finishing it.
Speaker 4:He's buying it from the government for fucking pennies on the dollar and then putting it up himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it turns out.
Speaker 5:I was just a good idea. We're just good.
Speaker 3:Any who I do believe. I just have no clear picture of what it could potentially be.
Speaker 5:Matthew, the topic of afterlife.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, I don't know. I always thought the supernatural TV show had a really cool Idea of what afterlife would be for people. Is it's your own like it's individual, like it's either you're living in your heaven your happiest moment of your, you know, human existence.
Speaker 4:But or your shittiest moment of human existence.
Speaker 1:I think it's cool to think about reincarnation, because I mean, what are those stories about three four-year-old kids, the fucking titanic kid, you know about their app, their previous lives, and it's like there's no. Yeah or research that on there's.
Speaker 4:There's literally kids who have like been, like hey, this is where I died, and like took police to their bodies yeah, it helps solve crimes and help solve crimes and.
Speaker 2:I don't know, like I think, for the sake of, I think of my grandma a lot, because grandma was like Bible thumper, extraordinary, and not like Painters, like mean, but like she lived, breathed, you know, to a tee that and For her, for her soul's sake, like I hope that when she passed she's where she wanted to be like. But as for like organized religion review, I don't know, I don't it we were talking about this at work the other day like I don't know, I would hate to think that this is for nothing. Yeah, like that. There, this is it and this is all you know.
Speaker 4:Reminds me of that creed song what, what's this life for man right?
Speaker 2:This goes out to john spaulding.
Speaker 5:You were, you were pissing and I brought up creed. Oh, did you yeah?
Speaker 1:Lights out darkness, nothing like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's how we came into this world and we don't remember that, obviously, but, like I, mean, I think it's hard for us to think about that if there's a case for something that happens after your body is Clinically dead, it's the out-of-body experiences of people that can mark conversations from other folks that has happened and different rooms of where they had died right. So like, how does that happen? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5:So here's the question, go finish. Well, I mean that mic in your mouth son. That's why I might be finished your questions.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but uh.
Speaker 1:I don't, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a club we're all gonna be a part of one day.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't know if you would go through with my death wish.
Speaker 1:No, I did answer it and I said no.
Speaker 4:What if your death wish? I want to be turned into a lamp and be turned into a family heirloom.
Speaker 1:I'm not turning you into a lamp. That is Creepy, that would be.
Speaker 5:Stupid fucking joke about how depth you keep turning Billy on years after he's dead. Yeah, it's a fucking dad joke. Wait which cousin.
Speaker 1:Is here. She said you have cousins too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, son of a.
Speaker 5:Mouth of gate Honey can you turn? Billy down, it's a little cold.
Speaker 2:I'm your grandpa down David only way to balance teams with cans of PBR.
Speaker 3:Being cremated and put into other objects. Freak out like when they they talk about burying people and making them into a tree. Like you. Wake up in your next carnation. You're like stuck as a tree.
Speaker 4:I'll horrify you, you know you turn like so, like that and since, like you get like Buried, like in the roots of a tree and like, then it like you were your body's the fertilizer for the tree.
Speaker 5:You've been burying your root and stuff all you and then you get chopped down and turn into pages for a smut magazine.
Speaker 3:There you go.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was making people come for you, wow, wow. Now I'm stuck between page six and seven, just face to face with page six.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think the whole like humans are the only thing with a soul thing is kind of wild, like, especially looking at your animals and our dogs specifically, because like dogs are such characters like yep, and I understand they're not capable of necessarily doing math or whatever. You're right over there. Why is that funny to him? How is that what it is?
Speaker 4:So, like every single time you've like said something about like animals having souls, he's been like.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but I'm trying to collect them and like.
Speaker 2:I hardly kill insects anymore, or or anything like unless absolutely like the other day had to beat the shit out of a giant hornet because it was Fucking with the dog. But yeah, like you know, that's all this animal thing has. And you know, we don't Know if they don't have thoughts or you know whatever, if it's just programming that they you know. Yeah, I don't know, that's just. That was like an empty Thing, fault that I had there.
Speaker 5:I was um, I was brought up in the catholic church and, uh, I went to sunday school For years. Why is that fucking funny too?
Speaker 4:Because I got a joke because I'm italian. No, because I got a joke.
Speaker 5:All right, tell your first catholic joke bill.
Speaker 4:Go ahead. How do you get a nun pregnant?
Speaker 5:fuck all of my stories.
Speaker 4:Dresser up as an altar boy.
Speaker 2:Do you know the back when mike was an altar boy?
Speaker 4:Do you know the difference between a pimple? And a priest, pimple, waits for your teenager to come on your face.
Speaker 2:Wow, wow. Oh, this episode of the what the fuck is up everybody. This is the next episode of the Rocks, is you? Oh no, I didn't bring you shit, dian.
Speaker 3:Not condoning any of the shit that's happened today.
Speaker 2:But please see me if you need sound and weddings, I got you a good deal.
Speaker 5:Just mentioning this episode for 10% off yeah, not for catholics, but if you got a bar mitzvah coming up, I'm your man.
Speaker 4:Actually, I got a better one than that, but it he's saying oh wait, how about, let's say it, say it.
Speaker 5:See, he's super, father John and father Tom and uh, the ones retiring. And uh, so father John says to Tom he's like listen, hey, I'm gonna, I'm retiring. He's like it's time for you to take over. Father Tom's like, uh, he's like you serious. He's like you sure I don't think I'm ready. He's listen. So when I come to confessional, he's like I already wrote a cheat sheet for you. He's like it's over and down the inside. He just you just find the sin. Tell him what, how many prayers to do, you'll be fine, you got this. He's like are you sure? He's a yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll be all right. He's I'm going, I'm out of here, going on vacation, see you. So you know it's father's first day. He gets confession, comes in, god, comes in. He's like you know, forgive me, father, for I've sinned. He says, uh, I, uh, I made some wrong business dealings with my you know my business partner, a cheating amount of money, and he found like theft. And he was like you know, it's on the, on the little cheat sheet. And he's like okay, uh, say five Hail Mary's and two our fathers. You are forgiving my son, you know, and sends the guy out. He's like, okay, man, I think I got the hang of this. Well, the girl comes in and she goes uh, forgive me, father, for I've sinned. He says what is it my child? She says Well, I gave my neighbor a blowjob. He's like blowjob, blowjob, blowjob. He's looking down, he's like there's nothing in the bees and he's like shit. He's like no, he's panicking. He's like oh, fuck man, what do I do? So he opens, he opens up the the door real quietly from the professional. He sees an altar boy go by and it's like kid, come here, come here, come here. He says, hey, what? Uh, what did father Tom used to give for a blowjob? And the kid goes a Snickers. As soon as you got to that point so, anyways, I'm in Sunday school and his priest stops me asking about sins. And I'm watching on a cat cat at the time.
Speaker 2:I was trying to get this awful taste out of me.
Speaker 5:Ask me how I got it. Billy you all right.
Speaker 2:Billy's under the desk. He's waiting for his turn.
Speaker 5:I remember I was in like ninth or tenth grade and, uh, I'm in Sunday school and so I'm already pissed.
Speaker 2:I gotta do something on the weekend, you know, and uh, how many hell marries we got to give Billy here, because, uh, he's already down here on his knees.
Speaker 3:He is confessional yeah.
Speaker 5:You're forgiven my son. Yeah, it's all right. If you want to convert to Catholicism, you can just say you're sorry right before you die.
Speaker 3:You'll be all right.
Speaker 5:I mean, it's a pretty cake religion as far as they all go.
Speaker 2:So they got that going for him, but uh, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 5:Anyways, and I, so I I brought that up and I was like you know, uh, hey, father. I said you know, because he was talking again about how you know, humans are the only thing with a soul, the only thing with free will, and you know that is god's sacred gift and no other creature, yada, yada, not even angels, have it. And I was like question. He's like yes, michael. He's like can I finish one fucking sermon there? Yeah, I got another one. So I'm like, yeah, uh, here's the thing. Uh, poppy, my dog loves to play fetch with a tennis ball. And he'll play fetch and I'll throw a form and he'll go get it and bring it back to me. And I said, but when he gets tired, he will then choose to either not go get the ball or go get it, hold it and lay down and not bring it back to me. I said, how is that not him making the choice of bringing it back to me as free will? And uh, his response to that most intelligently was Good, catholics, don't ask that kind of question, michael. Wow. And I was like all right, well, fuck this religion. So yeah, so don't question that shit, but uh, so that's about the time I tapped out.
Speaker 4:That's like our friend tapped in dad pool. Yeah, went to college to be a fucking priest, came out of college with more questions and he had answers. So now he's an atheist, a devout atheist.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd listen to that a lot with a bachelor's degree in biblical theology Wow, but.
Speaker 5:Deb. To Circle back to your point there, um.
Speaker 2:Bring the wagons back to the start.
Speaker 5:Sure yeah, bring them back down the trail of tears. Start over what, whatever.
Speaker 2:Anyways, answer deb's question, Um remember what I thought.
Speaker 5:I like to think that uh, there's a um, that like a hinduist kind of kind of viewpoint on things, where, like, there's a ethereal kind of Essence that everything of all times has been in, which is also, if you get into, there's a cool theory of the akashic records, um, out there which basically says that every thought and every combination, every creation has already kind of Been and that you're just reconnecting the dots Because all, if you think about it in the grand scheme of things, all that knowledge, all those thoughts, all that information, all those facts have always been and that you're just repurposing that. So you're never really recreating or you're never creating a new thought or theory or object or chemical, that you're just pulling from the shit that was always there and kind of reproducing. So, in that same vein, um and I'm butchering this, but there was, uh, and this was in one of my philosophy classes um, there's a, a theory of basically Universal oneness that you've always kind of belonged to and that you're just a combination of some of that right here in the human experience, and then you go back to that too. It's just this ethereal. You know permanence and you know you may be reincarnated again at some point, or part of you, as a blade of grass, or as a Praying mantis, you know, ripping the shit out of some fucking weird-looking spiders in videos, were they?
Speaker 4:black. Yeah, it literally said praying mantis takes on two black widows.
Speaker 2:I don't really video caption I mean, was not porn, by the way?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And so I like the idea of reincarnation like that, because Poor dog or cat yeah. But, um, I mean that would be preferable because you're used to this, yeah it's what we know.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've seen somebody say that's work editing this um. You have a choice if you want to reincarnate, so wherever you are in the afterlife, so, once you die. You kind of Like you said I'm kind of butchering this. I don't remember exactly what the person said, but like You're kind of in this in between, where you're just kind of floating around doing whatever and you kind of get the choice.
Speaker 2:Do you want to you?
Speaker 1:You know, reincarnate. Do you want to try this again? Do you want to try the human experience again? Do you want to leave it up to fate? Do you want to? Reincarnate is whatever. Do you just want to, like, actually go to the beyond, wherever you're supposed to go, and that's where that's it. That's the end of it?
Speaker 5:I like to think that, but I don't know well, I think I told you guys last time we were hanging out, like my kind of take on things Is that there's Definitely people that have been here before you know, and I think that's where the concept of you know when people say, oh, you're an old soul, you know, I think that's because you've probably been around the globe a few times I felt that you know Previously and I'm like personally and it's not me trying to stroke myself here but like I've always had Adults tell me that, even as like a 12 year old, 15 year old, like I'd never, I never felt like I was a kid. I felt like I would do dumb shit. I would felt like I would do childish or immature things and I still do, but I've never felt like I wasn't behind the reins Of myself, you know To where. I didn't know what I was doing or why, even if I'm acting out like I yeah, okay, I was, I was mad there, I was jealous there, I was, you, I was. This is why I did like you know so. And then you, you get. You get behind somebody in the fucking check out, behind at walmart man and you know the dude's in there for 10 minutes and he puts a shit up on the cart, you know, up on the conveyor belt, and he doesn't have his wallet out, he doesn't have his credit card out. They're scanning their shit there in the entire time. They say, okay, your total's $2,19,74, and then he's fumbling for the wallet because he doesn't remember what pocket he puts it in, because, god forbid, you put it in the same fucking pocket every day. And then it's oh, which card all dropped? My credit card. Pick it up. I think, uh, let's try this one. You swipe that and, yeah, you just watch that human and you think, you know, are you on the same playing field as me? Are we playing the same game right now? No, man, he's an NPC. I look at that guy and I think, well, so, step one, I think, is it an NPC? Yeah, is it a sim? You know, just roaming around getting in the fucking way, or, you know, are you a first?
Speaker 1:timer.
Speaker 5:You know, are you just a first timer? And I'm looking over to you know, like, like the younger Franco, like, oh, is this your first time?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you must be new here, you must be new.
Speaker 5:You know, and I'm over here, like you know. I know what the total of this should be, I know how much is the checking account, I know which card I'm paying with and I'm just trying to get the fuck out of here. So I'm going to do six more things before five. You know, and there's just people like that that get in your fucking way, the ones that go oh God, the light just turned, yellow Slam on my brakes. And like you know you've got a, you to made it, you to made it, I had to made it?
Speaker 3:Are you insinuating that maybe not all humans have a soul and some of them are just meant to get in our way to test?
Speaker 5:So that's my backup theory. That's my backup theory, that's the cynical version, that's the Billy Wilson version.
Speaker 3:His first instance. We kirked out, lost our temper, went to jail. Then we grew. Some went through the same NPC bullshit at Walmart. Yeah, ok, I'm going to be calling this time. I remember this one. Yeah, this fucking good it's the same guy yeah. Right Like. Is that what?
Speaker 5:it is. I think so. It's the cynical side of it, the more you know. Zen side of Mike says that oh, this is your first time as a human, this is your first combination of being in this vessel.
Speaker 4:Do you think I was the first vessel before him? Huh, do you think I was a golden retriever beforehand?
Speaker 5:You're a pretty good boy. Yeah Right, don't say that.
Speaker 1:He just stopped turning his face.
Speaker 5:I'm a scratching behind the ears giving him a kick here in a minute. Kick the table over. But yeah, I just you know, that's kind of my take. That's why I'm out with life right now, that's their first vessel. I look at people, I just go. There's no way you know we're playing the same board game here.
Speaker 1:People that ask questions on Facebook and they can just fucking Google it.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think that that's an attention thing.
Speaker 4:No that's definitely MPC. That's MPC. Google is free.
Speaker 5:Strong MPC behavior or anything. What is it?
Speaker 2:The dead internet theory or whatever, where most of the internet actually is not. It's all AI generated, it's just computers have made it and then this is not actual.
Speaker 4:This has been such a conspiracy podcast, Nah I don't have time for the rest of this shit.
Speaker 1:I've got eight minutes to have it all, ok, so I saw somewhere. You probably.
Speaker 2:What the fuck was that? I don't know. You all right Coding problem over there.
Speaker 5:So I saw somewhere. I'll find who did this to you.
Speaker 1:I'll find who did this to you. So I saw where somebody said that every which it doesn't make much sense when you think about it, but like it's so. Oh, I'm trying to get OK so this goes along with simulation theory of how you're the only real person. Everybody else is just fakes. But, like I said, it doesn't make much sense because everybody would think they're the real person. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Is that what you're trying to tell us? I?
Speaker 5:don't want to believe that, so Matt had me on that shit for a while.
Speaker 1:I didn't explain it right, but it was. I kind of know what you're getting at, yeah.
Speaker 3:I've felt that many times like yeah like the Truman Show, where you're like the character and everybody's just playing a part in this movie and they all know that they're part of the role for your script. That's weird.
Speaker 2:It is weird to think about I totally feel like there's NPCs. Oh yeah, I'm telling you man but have you ever, in just your daily dealings, talked with somebody and there's there's nothing there? Yeah, but they're, they're doing their thing, but there's no like like the pupils don't get it, maybe heroin, I don't know. Pupils don't do shit. And it's like you'll talk to them and they're just kind of it's like a buddy Keith calls it the fluoride stair. They're just kind of like, yeah, and you're like, all right, bro, see you later, you know that is fucking calcified over son especially the assholes that that drive in front of you on, and all the fast lanes, just fast enough to not let you get by. And you know, like that kind of wall of traffic.
Speaker 5:It's just it's like the part of creating chaos, for yeah, mac got the big one, the whole simulation theory, and I kind of wish you never would have brought it up.
Speaker 2:So to get out of that, oh, we're out of it now With my idea of the reincarnation thing I took.
Speaker 5:While I took some of that and then I just look at other people that are being fucking idiots in front of me and I go oh this, you're a first timer. Yeah, you know, I've prestigeed a few times.
Speaker 2:Prestige or something.
Speaker 5:Yeah, call of duty over a few times.
Speaker 4:And you know, I got one more thing to say, and then we can wrap this thing up. So bring, get the fuck up out of here. You want to keep going after a leave and um and um but um, you should, uh, you should totally watch the movie Mandela.
Speaker 2:She wears the pants.
Speaker 4:It's on who Not today? Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like yeah, let me check this.
Speaker 5:I'm just spit the beer everywhere what it's just going on here. He's like, yeah, fuck you and your movie Squirt all over me.
Speaker 2:Hey man, it's good they got all these paper towels here. Yeah, yeah, hey, it wasn't time for you to do your stone cold impression.
Speaker 4:No, that's your life, your beer is together and that's triple H.
Speaker 2:He's like you should watch Mandela. Yeah, it just starts chugging.
Speaker 3:And Billy. Billy didn't have a follow up point.
Speaker 5:He just laughed at that. You've stared at me while I'm drinking. He's like yeah, you should watch Mandela.
Speaker 3:I'm like and I was waiting for the call to.
Speaker 4:Well, we were talking about simulation theory. The movie's literally about simulation theory. Okay.
Speaker 2:To be fair, he did pose that to you and then you were just like fuck off, I'm going to drink my beer.
Speaker 3:I'm so pretty drunk?
Speaker 4:No, you weren't.
Speaker 2:No, you weren't, you had more to say no, you didn't either, because you were like yeah, anyway, so is it a good movie.
Speaker 4:It's a killer, fucking movie, it's really great It'll make you think it's on me.
Speaker 3:I don't know how I got to you. Thanks once again for tuning into this episode of the Wilson King podcast, so so much for the movie.
Speaker 2:Anyway, what the fuck is up everybody? This is the Wilson King.
Speaker 4:So would you guys like to plug in anything before we wrap this up?
Speaker 3:Probably the whole, but that's just going to depend on when the people are going to listen to this. I don't know. I'm not going to plug a show tonight if nobody's going to hear it next week.
Speaker 4:I mean it won't be getting listened to for like three weeks? Yeah, three weeks.
Speaker 3:September 30th.
Speaker 2:We can plug the shit out of that.
Speaker 3:September 30th, that's not three weeks. Yeah, it is close enough. September 30th, you can launch this by then. September 30th 12 cents demise, hey grenade, hey grenade and some band and breach the silence. Nine PM, door seven, $10, 18 and up. It's going to be a rock and show. It's going to be a rager. It's going to be a raging show.
Speaker 4:Bro, there's a droplet on the bottom of the bike.
Speaker 3:Oh, my gosh dude, you're covered in it.
Speaker 5:No, no, wow I don't know how any of this happened.
Speaker 2:Wow, yeah, I've used that excuse before. Yeah, yeah, september 30th, blue Fox, hey, grenade, 12 sins, demise, breach, the silence and all the fuckery that comes with, everything that has to do with that. It's going to get rowdy.
Speaker 4:And then don't you have a new song 12 cents.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we put out a new song. That was bad luck. Comes in threes, it's on. All the stuff Breach has two new songs.
Speaker 3:You just don't fucking know. Well, you can't talk about them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 3:This is our plug yeah right, yeah, well, where are they? Look, we got 12 sins and dead man's gonna go over but. I don't see no breach.
Speaker 2:I don't think breach has been on this podcast, have they?
Speaker 3:Well, corey Daniel, we need to make that happen. Maybe we'll do it while you're gone, like.
Speaker 2:The pants.
Speaker 4:Wilson. That's so Brady, according to the government. Oh really.
Speaker 3:Oh nice, Brady's a good last name.
Speaker 2:It's Willson the pants Brady hosting the.
Speaker 5:Wilson Girl named Brady. I love it. Fuck off man.
Speaker 2:Bill is going on an extended vacation.
Speaker 4:I am going on an extended vacation, so we're going to be having Matt and Mike hosting once twice a month Good fucking. And then also we'll be having Brad Harden hosting once twice a month Fucking no. I gave them for you. Nobody's coming to see you for 485 days.
Speaker 5:Right, Well, how many days? Well, this fucking door shut bro.
Speaker 2:This is no longer the studio. This is my happy plan.
Speaker 4:But thank you all for tuning in to another hilarious week of Wilson King podcast. This is a jolly good old time.
Speaker 2:You probably had to have been here though.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, 13th sin 13th sin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 13th sin.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean realistically, it's probably like at least more than one.
Speaker 2:So 13th sin, who knows? We don't even know what the 12th one is, whatever that.
Speaker 5:It's got to be like sodomy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's a sounding 13th sin. Sounding the 13th sin.
Speaker 3:The 13th sin. The 13th sin Sounding.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a terrible idea.
Speaker 5:Listen, everybody. I know you're trying to unlock the gates of hell and all, but you're not gonna like the last step.
Speaker 2:What do you mean sin?
Speaker 5:I need to shove this down your ear to hit your prostate, but I pee from there. I need to self-catharize yourself, jesus, all right.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, you can have those guys at the gates of hell like, oh, that's all I got to do. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, what are?
Speaker 4:you gonna get upstairs, you don't want it now what?
Speaker 2:the fuck is that?
Speaker 5:It's like little little Nicky.
Speaker 2:Put the tits on the guy's head and he's like, oh shit, Thank you all for tuning in.
Speaker 5:Yeah if you stuck around this song, man, kudos to you. I was gonna say we're gonna have to take an average like listen period.
Speaker 2:We'll have to find it on Buzzsprout. I'll tell you by canceled live. Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's been a good run Brought to you by Brazzers Brazzers Frontsoundingcom.
Speaker 5:Jesus and third nipple productions.
Speaker 2:The last three pages of every Google search yeah.
Speaker 5:Third, nip coming out with that platinum album this summer.
Speaker 3:Yeah. You'll be able to look out the retirement tour.
Speaker 5:Three nippies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they signed a legally binding document.
Speaker 5:This is the last one. They cannot reach all in, thank you all for tuning in Love. You have a great rest of your week, yep, and have a good fuck.
Speaker 4:Send me a goodbye, whatever, weekend night, labor Day, labor Day.
Speaker 2:Have a great rest of your Labor.
Speaker 4:Day, weekend, be safe. Whatever holiday it is by the time you get to listen to this. Be responsible, be responsible Be responsible, be responsible. Don't drink and drive. Peace, peace, peace.
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Kam Stewart is a solo musician from Maryland. Join us as we discuss his music, local art, and much more. Check him out: https://www.facebook.com/official.kamstewart?mibextid=LQQJ4d https://instagram.com/official_kamstewart?ig...
Today we have comedians Ace Jackson, Davey Yakubovich, and Patrick McCoig. Join us as we talk comedy, Patrick's time touring, and upcoming shows. Check them out: Anthony Ace Jackson | Facebook Patrick McCoig (@patrickblueribb...
Today we have 4 out of 5 members of the band 12 Sins on the show. Join us as we discuss their music, a little bit of life outside of music, and much more. 12 SINS Socials and Music Spotify …
Today we have Alec and Julia McCann . They are the hosts of Ghosted In West Virginia! Join us as we talk their show, the paranormal, and much more! Check them out: https://open.spotify.com/show/1btui6bhb3mbM8KuGvWSeX?si=ubLUL...
Today we sit down with the band Dinosaurs In Paris from Shippensburg, PA! We talk about their new EP Holding Out For Someday, their shows and more! Check out Dinosaurs In Paris on the web: https://dinosinparis2020.wixsite.com...
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